September 26th, 2006

  • roybot

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My dogma likes to stick his head out of my karma while i'm stuck on the interstate. My karma costs me 1200/year + insurance and fuel. That guy's dogma foams at the mouth.

Too much time, not enough (−)-(6aR,10aR)-6,6,9-trimethyl-3-pentyl-6a,7,8,10a-tetrahydro-6H-benzo[c]chromen-1-ol.

Posted by Bob Dobbs
  • roybot

Watscable

I knew the grog was centuries past watachusetts, that was for sure. The kerplotz had zotzed the whole kerfuffle, that was for sure. Implosion was not taken lightly in the noughtwad nougat nursery.

How can one ascend the reindeer flotilla, these days? It seems but yesterday that rootbear floats fostered hifalutin hanky-panky. Zounds, m'lad. AOL 9.0, all new.

How can you help me? Well, it is quite simple, simply shower with your eyes closed, thrice a week. Make your bed as soon as you waken. Listen to "Hard Normal Daddy" by Squarepusher. And, for Gods' sakes, change your underwear regularly.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker