September 2nd, 2006

  • roybot

lol

netterweb detection units that think i'm new to the cybertron, lol

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

Global Thermonuclear War

Government run Nuclear Defense system compromisedIt emerged today that a high-profile experimental Government computer system was very nearly fooled into starting World War III. The system began receiving information that major cities were being attacked by enemy Nuclear Weapons. The system raised the defense status to Defcon2 before somebody pulled the plug.

'It's not yet clear how this happened' commented a senior member of the military. 'However we do know that a hacker was involved, probably playing some kind of prank on the world. Let me tell you this - that prank nearly wiped out the Western Hemisphere.

Good Evening, Dr Falken.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

Remember who's the start button on this controller

I checked my watch for the forty-seventh time that day. It still said 3:17, as the battery had run out weeks ago. Hey, it was right twice a day.

Captain Enthusiast nodded. It was time.

He pulled a lead pipe out of his shoe, and we headed towards the duck factory.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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ice-cold plavix

scrabble lobster
babble mobster
intifida
intifada
canoli ricotta

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wat u b

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker