August 31st, 2006

  • roybot

Senator Ted Stevens has erectile dysfunction

Senator Ted Stevens has erectile dysfunction. Senator Ted Stevens is unable to govern his own genetalia. Senator Ted Stevens is unable to achieve an erection. Sometimes, Senator Ted Stevens sometimes wets himself, several times a day. Senator Ted Stevens attempts to compensate for these shortfallings via typical masculine styles of excess (building large shit, e.g. bridges, to prove how potent he is, claiming he understands complicated technical concepts such as the Internet, to feel needed). Senator Ted Stevens is a secret homosexual. Senator Ted Stevens has not even told himself he is homosexual, so please, kindly do not tell him, yourself, your family, or anyone else.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker