August 2nd, 2006

  • roybot

The news in briefs

"The most closely watched race was in western Kansas, where incumbent conservative Connie Morris lost her GOP primary Tuesday. The former teacher had described evolution as "an age-old fairy tale" and 'a nice bedtime story' unsupported by science."

Riced Out Yugo would like to thank this elderly bird for explaning that to us. Remember, folks: The bible is peer-reviewed, and internationally accepted by science. The bible is recent, modern, and most certainly not ages old, unlike evolution, which was devised by a bunch of conniving geneticists hundreds of years ago. The bible is 100% true, and it isn't read to kids at bedtime.

It just goes to show - you should believe everything politicians say. They would absolutely not be so silly as to reverse truth and fiction, by accident or intention. They would never accuse their enemies of being guilty of their own crimes, either, because people are smart and driven, and they would figure it out.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker