In this day and age, where most Americans have surpassed the point of obesity where x-ray, ultrasound, and MRI alike become unable to peer through the depths of their massive flab, there is but one ray of hope for these ladies and/or gentlemen: Riced Out Yugo.
Yes, no matter how obese, buried, and insane the average American (tm) is, Riced Out Yugo can see right to their core, allowing efficient and immediate medical diagnosis of problems such as:
- Eating disorders
- Reality TV addiction
- Post-HoHo syndrome
- Slushie syrup overdose
- Hyperstimulation of the adrenal gland
To date, the only company producing Riced Out Yugo scanning equipment is Riced Out Yugo, though it is suspected that Socrates posessed an early variation of this technology.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker