July 23rd, 2006

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Introvector

Inverted Structural Map of the Elephan't Trunk.Then he went away, a little warm, but not at all astonished, eating melons, and throwing the rind about, because he could not pick it up.

Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E
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RUIX v8

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You're a guest on the system. Type help for meaningless documentation or adventure to start the game

$ adventure

[instantianting RTAS]
[reticulating splines]
[gadget asshat]
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue.

} look

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
It is yellow. You are likely to be riced out by a grue.

} down
You go down. You fall out of the sky, and land upside-down in a pile of parts.

There is a Z-*1uH-$$ here. There is a K-82J!-)@ here. There is a Q-892-11% here.

} look Z-*1uH-$$
This is a hat, missing, bowler style. It is in scuffed condition. Your score has just gone up by -1 points.

} look K-82J!-)@

This is a fine specimen of part number K-82J!-)@ here. Engraved on the bottom is a phone number, but it's mostly rubbed off. You can make out a 5 and a 0, but that's about it.

} look Q-892-11%

Looking at Q-892-11%, you see a Q-892-11%. It looks exactly like every other Q-892-11% you've seen, except this one is puce. This reminds you that at your house, you've got a Q-892-11% in SteelBlue1, and your mother's Q-892-11% is taupe. There are no more objects remaining to look at. Game terminated. You scored -1 points out of a possible 2,147,483,648, and have reached the rank of wat. Segmentation fault (core dumped).

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
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To prevent irritation, apply to
RIGHT SHOULDER, ARMS
LEFT SHOULDER, ARMS
PRESENT, ARMS
ORDER, ARMS

from Libya, their smugglers are good at sneaking Into disney world.

Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E