July 22nd, 2006

  • roybot

(no subject)

The region R = { (x,y) | x >= 1, 0 <= y <= 1/x }, rotated about the x-axis, results in a solid that is finite, has a volume of 1, and has an infinite surface area.

The practical upshot of this is that you can fill it with paint, but you cannot paint it.

It makes no sense, but we can prove it with math, therefore, like Riced Out Yugo, it must be true.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

riced out yugo brings you funky-fresh poqato quips

"Ed. Ed Nelson??" I demanded, five ways south of sundown.

"five dollah, point one, fifty-fifty..." the panhandler mumbled, obviously having left the oven on.

"chap, chap, chap!!" I demanded, now six point seven horses led to water. The can this chap had. "Now, chap... ED N3LS0n??? qq"

He seemed to understand this dialect somewhat more effectively.

"wat!!" he said, as his gerbil wheel shifted into second. wookies melting everywhere.

"Clambonatorics, my friend and/or chap. compound interest is more powerful than gravity... invest, and you'll soon be off of my sidewalk. Good day!"

I began to stroll off, with the protesting noises of the former friend and/or chap fading off into the distance. I quaffed a milkshake and gained 27 XP.

As I enqueued some hat-tastic funk on my slypod, it began to rain muckrakers. Don't you hate it when a plan comes together?

Ah, well. All's well that holds water.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker