July 20th, 2006

  • roybot

parisian riviera bmw

Riced Out Yugo would like to remind you that if you have to ask...
  • You can't afford it.
  • You're too fat.
  • You won't understand it.
  • You will be subject to snobbery.
  • It will be the subject of the next Pixar (R) film
  • Potatos will arise in rebellion, though an apparently innocent and profitable crop.
  • Your lamborghini will suffer a broken windshield and be filled with cat shit and garbage.
And most importantly:IF YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK, WE REALLY, REALLY, WANT YOU TO ASK, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE OF MEANING IN OUR VAPID LIVES

Do you like my mansion on the beach and botox injections qq

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

superblatte

In these trying times of the Information Era (tm), there are many caveats and pitfalls you should be aware of. We here at Riced Out Yugo (tm) are your primary source (c) for everything (r). CNN, Fox, Seventeen Magazine... all horseshit. Listen to the yugo, baby.

'cos the Yugo got it down, see? Yugo don't got no damn sponsors. Our media presence is funded by a vast network of volunteers, digging though dumpsters behind K-Marts for objects of potential value. These volunteers work for free, for Yugo, for you. The Yugo works for you. Hell, we don't even ask for donations, so who needs public radio? We may not have Charlie Gibson, but we have drive, honesty, integrity, and wat.

So let's hear more about Riced Out Yugo around the watercooler, rather than Spas and Chocolate Fountains... never forget that commercial news is in the pocket of the chocolate industry. Wake up and have your morning Coffee with Riced Out Yugo, rather than the friendly channel 327 news team. You'll be better prepared, more knowledgable, smarter, and more easily pass stool. Cow-orkers will sit up and take note, as once your start reading Yugo, your mere presence will cause people to improve their posture. These are the sort of benefits Riced Out Yugo offers you, the Watsumer.

Does Fox News let you comment on stories? Does Good Morning America have forums*, and does their news team directly interact with the common man?

The answers to these questions are: No, No, and Not if they can help it.

The choice is clear. Choose Riced Out Yugo. Choose Wat.

* P.S. Plz sign up for the forums if you have not.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker