July 13th, 2006

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INTERNAL SECURITY BREACH

Rumor in the office is such that we have had an internal schism, with certain members of faculty defecting and revealing internal information about the company. This has postponed phase 2 of the operation until further notice.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
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EXTERNAL REALITY ANNOUNCEMENT

Rumor in the office is such that we have had an internal taoism, with Mr. The Plarg defecating and revealing that he is jealous of other columnists' superior ability to sling wat. This has postponed phase 2 of his promotion until further notice.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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"Can't sling wat... I'll show him," Mr. Belford growled at the phone after an extended conversation with his superior in the OID schema. "I'll sling so much wat, he won't know wat hit him." The directory entry looked at his auxiliary definitions and pondered which replica he would trash first.

Indexing into his phone book, he placed some API calls.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)