July 12th, 2006

  • roybot

salmonela bisto

once there was blatz. blatz kerfunt fotz. fotz duz witz-wap, 'n' click'n 'n' stuff. what a clickwad.

pantro romano, turbobelly satan kerfuffle. nimp nimp dimp. super desert dessert.

vt100 is a terminal disease vt100 is a terminal disease vt100 is a terminal disease

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot


Tomorrow, Earth will be visited by a race of giant chickens. The Colonel and his troops, however, will storm the landing site armed with microwave guns and herb-and-spice cannons, having been tipped off by one of many spies in the upper eschalons of government.

This act will lead to the destruction and consumption of the last remaining human beings on the planet, 4129 years from now.

Retaliation took so long, of course, because chickens have difficulty flying.

Posted by Robots From The Future