July 9th, 2006

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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At work we (arbitraily) use The New York Times to line the birdcages with. Now that John Gibson (of The Big Story with John Gibson as seen on Rupert Murdoch's Fox News Channel, a subsidary of News Corporation, who owns Riced Out Yugo) says that people should use the New York Times to line their birdcages with because they're liberal, pandering, giving away sensitive information during times of war, theatre-watching, Upper East Side dwelling, sodomite, communist, anti-American douchebags who don't know real values if it stuck them in the face like a pidgeon shitting on you while you cross 52nd and park with all the other assholes ratting their way through Manhattan.

So fuck you John Gibson, I'm gonna line the birdcages with The New York Times because I steal the bundles from Stop and Shop before going into work every morning.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361