June 22nd, 2006

  • roybot

supermarket mistake

This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?" "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

Discovered on Usenet

***1987 Laser Red Yugo.
*Z80 engine with optional foot pedals (neat option)
*12 inch wheels (3 of them included).
*Black leather interior...glovebox.
*Solid lift off wooden roof.
*Custom training wheels
*Dual exhaust side vents. (happened in accident but I like the effect ofthe exhaust coming from sides now).
*Spoiler...it's a little bigger than the car itself but you can removethat.
*Modified to run on gasoline or beer.Power windows (via contraption that moves the manual cranks. I made itmyself)
*Hand molded hood scoop ( The plastic will heat up enough in the summer
that you can create your own shape if you want!)*Large trunk (If you open it up and use the whole car as storage. Noback seat)
*2K mileage last known. Odometer is being used as a cup holder now.

All this and more...

A steal at $16.00 or a case of Busch...FIRM.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker