June 15th, 2006

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  • roybot

there are birdies outside my window

there are birdies outside my window
there are birdies outside my window
there are birdies outside my window
there are birdies outside my window
there are birdies outside my window
there are firecrackers near my window
there is a birdy near my window
there is a firecracker near my window
there is nothing near my window

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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YOUR RULES, PATRIOT

  1. You have no privacy.
  2. The government may examine any aspect of your life.
  3. If you don't do anything wrong, you have nothing to hide.
  4. The government does nothing wrong.
  5. You may not question the government.
  6. The government requires complete privacy.
The government must now ask you to bend over. Please keep in mind that any response other than immediate compliance violates the above rules in multiple ways, and you risk prosecution as a terrorist.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker