June 14th, 2006

  • roybot

Would you like to touch my Ted Stevens?

  • My Ted Stevens is very large.
  • My Ted Stevens is rather hairy.
  • One of my Ted Stevens' danglers is lower than the other one.
  • My Ted Stevens was recently rented out for the pleasure of telecom companies.
  • My Ted Stevens fits well into pork barrels.
  • My Ted Stevens is a bridge to billionaire.
  • My Ted Stevens is a drama queen.
  • My Ted Stevens is for sale to the highest bidder.


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker