June 5th, 2006

  • roybot

Points of note

- If pigs can't fly, then what would you call police helicopters?

- Will people still kick the bucket if we cease manufacturing buckets, and there are none available to kick?

- How can AM radio ever pan out, due to the fact that it is monophonic?

- I'd rather learn the correct procedure, instead of the ropes.

- I suspect that good DJs posess the gift of gabber

- Dinner last night went to pot luck

- If I am a pillar of the establishment, what the hell supports me? Pixies? Recursive turtles?

- My friend said he smelled a rat, but I just smelled B.O.

- I have yet to see a black sheep, and I somehow doubt I will have to revise this statement

- I tried to lick my ice cream cone into shape but it disappeared

- Mike Tyson's coach told him to chew the fat and look where that got him

- Everyone worries about yugo petering out, but never pauling or marying out.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker