May 24th, 2006

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Synergy

So you've got to know that synergy doesn't actually mean synergy in this book. I can't do normal synergy. No, in this book, synergy means cartoon foxes. What I'm saying is: this book will be starting off with an exorbitant amount of cartoon foxes.

And I will be counting on you to turn them into synergy.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
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you think growing your hair out is all fun and games, boy?

you think this is a game??? to see how long you can grow your hair before it gets tangled?!?? well i have news for you, boy - growing your hair out ain't all fun and games. there are obstacles. and challenges. and wet socks. can you handle it?

growing your hair out makes your ears itch - but you can't scratch 'em. how do you like that, huh??? a little scary, isn't it??!?! i got a job, boy, and i can't grow my hair out because it'd be caught in the lathe or hat-press - what do you do??!? you grow hair, and TOUCH TOUCH bavaria. there's a world out there boy, and t-

hey, wait, where are you going?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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beware of happy citizens

beware of happy citizens - they are suspiciously happy
beware of happy citizens - they are stoned on marijuana
beware of happy citizens - they are contagious
beware of happy citizens - they are trolls
beware of happy citizens - they are trolls
beware of happy citizens - they are ladies and/or gentleman sans hats
beware of happy citizens - they pick their noses
beware of happy citizens - they do not wash their hands after picking their noses
beware of happy citizens - they want to shake your hand after picking their noses and not washing their hands
beware of happy citizens - they are hatless
beware of happy citizens - they have no hats

THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO NOT. THEY WISH TO KEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF YOU FIND IT OUT, YOU WILL KNOW IT, THEY WILL NO LONGER KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T, AND WILL NO LONGER BE HAPPY

THEY ARE HATTY BECAUSE THEY NO SOMETHING DOU YO NOT. THEY KISH TO WEEP IT THIS WAY, BECAUSE IF FOU YIND IT OUT, DOU WILL NO IT, KISH WILL KNOW LONGER NO SOMETHING DOU DO, AND WILL KNOW LONGER B4 ORGAN

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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Posted by fuckle
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This Shit Will Fuck You Up

God bless:
Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Kaczynski, Richard Ramirez,
Robert Berdella, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo, Joseph Briggen,
Timothy McVeigh, Gary Leon Ridgway, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka

Ted Bundy, Edmund Kemper, Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono,
Herman Drenth, Albert Fish, Andrew Cunanan, Robert Yates,
John Wayne Gacy, Aileen Wuornos, Charlie Starkweather, Caril Fugate,
David Koresh, Marshall Applewise, Robert Hansen, Herbert Mullin,
Edward Gein, Caroll Cole, Richard Cottingham, Joseph Franklin,
Charles Manson, Harvey Carignan

God bless, God bless
God bless, God bless
God bless, God bless

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)