May 14th, 2006

  • roybot

Ezekiel N. Zaboliah's jar of assorted facts

did u noe:
  • Hats are inflatable
  • It is impossible to burn nylon
  • Your dog needs a cell phone
  • Dante was an accomplished cellist
  • Standing on the top step of a ladder lets you talk with God
  • Nougat is made from cow hooves
  • Oil is the world's most plentiful natural resource
  • It is impossible to intentionally drown yourself
  • You can't fold a credit card more than five times
  • Beanie Babies are coming back in 2007
  • Net Neutrality will make the Internet more open and cheaper to use
  • Voting Republican will empower citizens and please Jesus


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

A friendly message from the U.S. government

The United States Department of Energy asks you to refrain from learning about the following topics:
  • intercontinental ballistic tacos
  • multiple independent reentry enchiladas
  • ground beef implosion triggers
  • tortilla-injection-boosted jalapeno-guacamole fusion secondaries
  • cobalt-jacketed tamales
  • taquito airbursts
  • permissive quesadilla links
  • strategic chimichanga deterrence
Your cooperation is necessary in order to help us prevent a Mexican-food disaster of unprecedented proportions.

Posted by fuckle
  • roybot

BREAKING NEWS!!1!~~7

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Posted by fuckle