May 7th, 2006

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An open letter to Richard D. James

Dear Richard,

I am a big fan. Is it cold in your bank? How many synthesizers do you have? Which is your favorite one? I like synthesizers, too.

What is your opinion of subcutaneous hematomae?

Are rooms in the bank for rent?


p.s. can you spot me first month's rent?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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RE: rosebudpeas

Please read: A PRIMER TO INDUCTIVE JOURNALISM and A FIELD GUIDE TO CANINE PSYCHOTROPICS, both my a H.M. Wogglebug, T.E., who's collective works are compiled into a series of indexed publishings known among academics as THE WOGGLEBUG PAPERS.

Upon completion of the works of Wogglebug, you will have a comprehensive understanding of the inner mechanics of Yugo, and for all intents and purposes, you will be a RICER AMONG SCHOLARS, wearing a neon mortar board, and you will sit before a typewriter with ILLUMINATED KEYS.

Posted by Mr. H.M. Wogglebug, T.E