May 2nd, 2006

  • roybot

News Reports from Horatio Brunswick

Today in our grand tour of April Fools enabled GOPHER sites, we stop at Riced out Yugo. The fun never stops at RoY, in fact it just keeps going. The energizer bunny wanted our previous slogan so badly that they bought it from us! Due to the funding from this, we continue to bring you such highly focused, heavily detailed, and extremely adroit news pieces, including ones detailing the great bass tragedy of 1802, the final altercation between the Cloaks and Daggers, and our award-winning coverage of the linoleum-peel timeline of 1882. Thanks for making Riced out Yugo the #1 site on the internet. This is Horatio Brunswick, Signing off.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
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Jellyfish interface attempt 2

I arrived at the beach with the mission from headquarters: continue dialouge between box jellyfish.

Hey, whats up with the stingings?
Yeah, its just that, they really hurt and people don't like to swim on the beaches when you're around.

Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
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for those of you experiencing technical difficulties on the way down

there is a man. he is a bitter man, and if i may nick a further piece of dialogue, he is a spiteful man. i suspect his liver is diseased. except today, digital boliva hax pc. then groznitz all futz. spoo. why is he not down with the funky chops of digital boliva? he don't have the balls, you know? he's worried digital bolvia would done give him a super wedgie. so instead, he became emo. please, don't do emo.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker