April 20th, 2006

  • roybot

mello flanged chello

ahhh, sir. welcome to the land of ritoski verbalaski. here you will be served the finest chantrell twists in all of zambania. what is that you say??? my pants are on fire???

i think you will find that reality is merely an illusion, and you merely think the fire exists.

now please hand me that glass of water.

my must humble non-linearly bounded thanks. can i serve you an ice-chipped clanker of muscratone? say say, golf club nine-iron?

have you heard of the health benefits of plankton, old chaps and/or madams? Are you aware that Swiss Army Knives are probably not made in Switzerland, and perhaps not even used by the Swiss army... somehow I doubt the Mounties use them either.

Anyways olde chappe ande/ orre madame, let us get down to e-bueseness. paper or plastic?

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

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u thnk u n0 wat is wat, bt u dnt. u jst sum wat biz wat jggty dg fckr. fofofofo~@#~ u noe u n 4 trbl

cn u cmpte w/ my rngfngr tqnqe?~?~?

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u mst be prtctd frm the trrbl scrt of canadia

WAT DA FUK YUP YO DIN DUN DIS DAT WIZZuuzzzllER@!~ wurd          U NOE I WAS LIEK SHHIIITTT BOI AND DAT FUKWAT DEN DUN DID DIS WAT SHIT ALL FUKIN UP DIS WIBBITY WOBBBITY JINGGGGIitty jangity

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker