ahhh, sir. welcome to the land of ritoski verbalaski. here you will be served the finest chantrell twists in all of zambania. what is that you say??? my pants are on fire???
i think you will find that reality is merely an illusion, and you merely think the fire exists.
now please hand me that glass of water.
my must humble non-linearly bounded thanks. can i serve you an ice-chipped clanker of muscratone? say say, golf club nine-iron?
have you heard of the health benefits of plankton
, old chaps and/or madams? Are you aware that Swiss Army Knives are probably not made in Switzerland, and perhaps not even used by the Swiss army... somehow I doubt the Mounties use them either.
Anyways olde chappe ande/ orre madame, let us get down to e-bueseness. paper or plastic?
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker