April 4th, 2006

  • roybot

Dear sirs

I have decided that this business of shoefitting is for the snacks.

Please cancel my subscription to Yugoslavian Online effective yesterday. I will sign up tomorrow, but please give me a retrograde cancellation, otherwise I will not sign up. It is imperative that I speak with a customer service representative immediately. Please don't stop stopping the service I haven't signed up for yet on my lack of an account.

Enter the matrix through that door there.

REASON
version 1.0B7
Gatling-type 3mm hypervelocity railgun system
Ng Security Industries, Inc.
PRERELEASE VERSION—NOT FOR FIELD USE
DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA
~ULTIMA RATIO REGUM~


Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

ACH, NEIN!

IN JUENGERER ZEIT HABE ICH MEINEN BESTEN HUT VERLOREN. ER IST EIN FANTASTISCHER HUT, UND ICH BRAUCHE IHN, MEINEN KOPF ZU BEZIEHEN. WENN SIE IHN FINDEN, BITTE ESSEN SIE IHN NICHT.

Posted by fuckle
  • roybot

full-on hatting position

certain chaps and/or madams have been inquiring regarding inquries about a lost hat. riced out yugo would like to officially not state its lack of connection with ricedoutyugo.com. were riced out yugo to exist, it would have nothing to do with hat recovery services. we would, however, hope all hats of all parties are found, and all dastardly hat thieves are brought to justice.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker