March 29th, 2006

  • roybot

owls come in wise, fuzzy, and metallic models

are you down for some mallardry tonight? that feta clamp lost its butane flair? are you aware that richard nixon preferred peanut butter sandwiches over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you are a candidate for owl relocation surgery. i personally guarantee the results will be a hoot.

--hootur z. heffer, owner, nature's own dynamic mallard wizardry

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

sparkling sprockets, sporkman

new HYDRO-BERYLIUM DOMICILE CLEANSER (tm). apply liberally to wiping unit of choice, and wish habitation byproducts bon voyage! don't let grue mastication happen to you. buy today.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker