February 27th, 2006

  • roybot

news flash

today, blog party presidential candidate horward dean announced that he has chosen his running mate - crispian mills, frontman of the psychedelic rock outfit shula kaker. mills will attend all press conferences with a guitar, amp, and proceed to get funky whenever there's something that needs to be said. he will release his own statements in song form, and back dean up otherwise.

white house press secretary scott mcclellan had no immediate reponse available, save looking like a deer in the headlights for a good 15 seconds.

--AP News

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker