February 20th, 2006

  • roybot

plankton commentary for that dude on the internet thing

plankton appeared in the lower Miocene, in order to give those prissy molluscs (see upper Pliocene) something to wig out about (hint: what would be MOLLUSC ACNE?). originating in the southwest basin of the sahara, they quickly developed advanced communications networks and won a series of international football competitions. from there they branched out into the communications industry. they remain a power to this day, and are a founding partner in Verizon, inc. once secure (but still busy) in the communications industry, they launched into the music industry, contracting Max Martin to a string of commercially successful pop tunes (britney spears, avril lavigne). rumor has it they are also now involved in american politics (hint: REAGAN WAS THE BETA PROGRAM)

upper Pliocene
mandy mollusc and the cellphone squad get funky

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker