January 22nd, 2006

  • roybot

Business analysis of the greasepots.

The dandruff control industries have taken a big hit this fifth.
Business models for the next ten years are wearing bikinis.

THIS is NOT a TEST!

Warground policies determine underpit shares.
Shareholders are running thinsliced meats v.67 alfalfa.

carriage bolt, hangar bolt, anchor bolt,
sheet metal screw, tin caps, rebar, joist-hanger nails,
10" spikes, 1" plasticap nails, 3/4" copper pipe (10' joint), marriage license,
toilet seat VBR40, Jumbo-Tex, aspen chips, stump remover, SW40.

Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire)
  • roybot

Processor lineage

research assistance provided by SOH#2361.

8088 - we liek 8
8086 - we're not so hot on 8 any more
80186 - above the chicken
80286 - twice, above the chicken (16 ISA compatable)
80386sx - now with increased bits
80386dx - now with cop rocessor
80486 - can actually run windows
Pentium - management realizes people can't remember numbers, assumes FDIV error is okay
Pentium Pro: management decides Intel needs to appear more marketable to professionals, because they all use Suns and SGIs at this point due to their abilities to actually calculate correctly
Pentium II: management changes their mind about people not remembering numbers
Pentium III: the revenge
Pentium IV: we should have stopped at III
Pentium Xeon: Brought to you by the international conspiracy of aliens from Andromeda and Rambus (tm) (r) (patent no. 21516161)
Pentium M: management realizes individual letters exist
Pentium ____: now in macs

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker