January 18th, 2006

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Posted by Supporter of Ham #2361
  • roybot

turbozeppelin

so, the little lepprechaun had convined us to go to somewhere called "clownhenge," instead of stonehenge, because he had adamantly insisted it infinitely more majestic... and we only relented when he said he'd take us to stonehenge if we didn't agree.

We appeared, and there it was... a bunch of rocks shaped like novelty clowns, except huge. It was like the less admirable aspects of the state of texas, mated with some sort of freaky Disneyland (tm) (r) (c) (pwn) clown land.

I stood to face the lepprechaun, and fuckle stood behind him so he didn't escape.

"Take us to Stonehenge at once!" I yelled.

"yes!1~!" fuckle said, "we payd u $50 wtf asshol!!!!!"

The lepprechaun seemed to wince at fuckle's !! level.

"Well, uh, err..." he said. Then, he seemed to make up his mind. "Well, okay."

And he did.

END

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