January 4th, 2006

  • roybot

blatzfink 30k

so there i was, standing in the acid rain produced en masse by michael bolton record factories. my hip flask fully extinguished, i was at a loss regarding my future course of action. the randall banister saga was not exactly unfolding as i had anticipated - that's always how it goes, however. you may have won the battle, sir banister, but you have not won the war. i would turn this relative defeat into an effective slaughter of victory. after i replentished my hip flask.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

effective and proper use of shop equipment

- hammer hammers nail
- screwdriver screws screw
- sawzall saws all
- drill press drills drillables
- arc welder welds arcs
- duct tape tapes ducts
- table saw saws tables
- workshop produces shop work

please do not attempt to ride the saw horses, put body parts in the vice, or solder together republicans. these maneuvers are for professionals only.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker