December 13th, 2005

  • roybot

adamantine flow

trout mask replica. what kind of band name is that? i found the CD case at the dump, the CD gone, but the bizarre cover artwork remaining to tell the tale of what once was in this mass-produced plastic entrapment. for some reason, i saved the inset, though i re-used the CD case for my own CD storing purposes. blam! pork rinds fly.

i wonder if it would be possible to effectively translate the following sentence into Japanese:

bland bananas be baked bitterly, but be bumpin'.

no? probably not. it certainly wouldn't work in german, either.

pygmy interlude
clark davis institute of data storage and pizza preparation: pizza/hard drive PLATTER split 7" in limited edition pink vinyl, lightly toasted with the finest baby parsely leaves, killed to kosher and ada standards. all major credit cards accepted, as well as money order, escrow, checks, and transferrs to our numbered swiss bank account.

transmetric pigeon loaves: practical solution or effective malarkey? skinner liked pigeons a lot, but he really didn't understand people that well. he was broken hearted when the military rejected his pigeon rocket guidance scheme, which, while practical, was simply too silly to be employed by the government. because the people in the US government do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of, sir.

schklonk. blatz. elves.


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker