November 24th, 2005

  • roybot

Riced Out Yugo brings you the latest in hybridoma technology

Riced Out Yugo has long been known as a leading institution in the fields of hybridoma and recombinant DNA technology. In the following white paper, Riced Out Yugo will outline a new technique for protein synthesis involving Frito-Lay "Cheetos" (tm). The procedure is as follows:

1. Purchase Cheetos (tm) from the most convenient 7/11.
2. Configure an excised inside-out patch recording of a cell containing the target protein.
3. Grind up the Cheetos (tm) very finely, and propigate them down the micropipette used for the patch recording.
4. Do your best "mad scientist" laugh.
5. Publish results in Science.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
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political intrigue

it was a cold and rainy night when i stopped into my favorite bar, "the cuban missle crisis." i squeezed my '72 Lincoln Continental Mark IV in between a pair of riced out range rovers. the metal only squealed a little. i nodded to george, the bouncer with a difference (he had aspergers) on my way in. i slid up to the bar, and ordered a buick explosion. as i sipped it, senator tom q. porkbarrel sat on the stool next to me. not saying a word, i slid him one (1) unprocessed raw salmon. he, in exchange, handed me michael jackson's medical details. all the elements were falling into place...

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker