- 1 Fuckchop, medium
- Two metric ounce-radians of typing paper, B5 sized preferably
- 3 cubic centimeters melted Ctrl-key
- An original certificate of authenticity for Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition, with the FCKGW key
- The Box that Orbital used in their eponymous ballad
- 4 cups flour
- 60Hz chicken - note that using 50 hz chicken is preferable in high altitude
- 3 cups wheat flour
- Mozilla Thunderbird
- Blend the flour into the flour, 2 teaspoons at a time
- Cut each paper product into normal septagons. Save the remaining scraps for later.
- Pour the flour/paper mixture into The Box, and add the ctrl-keys.
- Stuff the 60Hz chicken with the fuckchop Bake at 1600 Kelvin for 2 light-microseconds
- Glaze the chicken and fuckchop with the mixture from The Box
- Garnish with remaining non-septagons
Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)