November 10th, 2005

  • roybot

A recipe

A recipe:

  • 1 Fuckchop, medium
  • Two metric ounce-radians of typing paper, B5 sized preferably
  • 3 cubic centimeters melted Ctrl-key
  • An original certificate of authenticity for Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition, with the FCKGW key
  • The Box that Orbital used in their eponymous ballad
  • 4 cups flour
  • 60Hz chicken - note that using 50 hz chicken is preferable in high altitude
  • 3 cups wheat flour
  • Mozilla Thunderbird

Process:

  1. Blend the flour into the flour, 2 teaspoons at a time
  2. Cut each paper product into normal septagons. Save the remaining scraps for later.
  3. Pour the flour/paper mixture into The Box, and add the ctrl-keys.
  4. Stuff the 60Hz chicken with the fuckchop Bake at 1600 Kelvin for 2 light-microseconds
  5. Glaze the chicken and fuckchop with the mixture from The Box
  6. Garnish with remaining non-septagons


Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)