August 7th, 2005

  • roybot

EXPLOSIONS OF MASTICATED TACO

You there! With the ASCII taco crammed in your larynx! How did you get where you are today? Do you ever consider this? You probably haven't; most never do. But the truth of the matter is that you would not be where you are today, without the sociopolitical benefits of the Riced Out Yugo. Yes, the Riced Out Yugo has singlehandedly changed the outlook of the world, turning that projected outlook from a smoking crater full of Starbucks into a rich patchwork of Uzbekistanian hot dog vendors. So, this upcoming election season, remember Riced Out Yugo. Have you hugged a Riced Out Yugo Today?

Ask not what Riced Out Yugo can do for you, but what you can do for Riced Out Yugo, namely:
  • Spam the URL everywhere
  • Vote RTQP into office
  • HAX THE FORUMS
  • VISIT WWW.RICEDOUTYUGO.COM EVERY DAY
  • Pick your nose before it becomes too clogged for normal function
  • String banners for ricedoutyugo.com along major highways
  • Sing about the joys of ROY while eating oatmeal
  • Assert that while horsies are pretty, Riced Out Yugo is prettier.
NOW GO FORTH AND YUGOIFY!!q11

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

HI

HOO WAT NO MING
WE WAT LONG TIEM
SNAX SNAX PORKY!!1

ZOO WAT MACINTIRE OVERINFLATION
underinflation


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker