August 1st, 2005

  • roybot

farm fresh partisan bickering

  • your mom
    • your dog
    • your potato
  • your self-worth
    1. sux
    2. 2
    3. b
    4. u
  • wat
    • wat
support your local politician; buy products only from companies that lobby for his time.
support your local church; mow down any non-believers with your Lexus RX300.
support your local government; detonate your humble abode to make room for a sports club.
support your non-local troops, because who the hell doesn't?
support your local elderly; drive them to canada to buy their meds.
support your local police officer; who else would make sure you get traffic tickets?
support your local baker; they don't make enough dough.
support your local programmer; donate doritos.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

alpha nerd datalog; unix timestamp 1122904525

As the rain thundered down on the darkened panes of my window, I came to the realization that I was far too intoxicated to effectively make use of the modulus operator.

But it is no matter. Soon, I will have constructed a loop that will make the world spin backwards!!1

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker