July 29th, 2005

  • roybot

registry of motor wat

eat more dirigibles. they help with the digestion. now, like a tandem moogliothorpe, exhale silver glint loaves sideways. you can't do that in horizontal mode!!

in other news, team a defeated team b in the x-treme delorian derby. they will face up with team c tomorrow.

in other news, chef a beat chef b in the iron chef competition, and was shortly arrested for assault with a deadly weapon (a wok).

in other news, country a kicked country b's ass on the battlefield, today. hacked by new england telephone company.

in other news, celebrity a is rumored to be speinding time in hacked by new england telephone company fiji with current fling celehacked by new england telephone companybrity b. hacked by new england telephone company.
hacked by new england telephone company.
hacked by new england telephone company.
hacked by new england telephone company.
hacked by new england telephone company.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

New virus alert

A new virus was recently discovered by Yugo Labs Inc, and has been termed AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm. It is written in compiled QBasic and comes in several incarnations. It's payload is to determine what kind of porn you have on your drive and replace it with material you will find offensive. The four variants currently in the wild are
AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.AA
This variant replaces all straight porn files with gay porn and vice versa.
AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.ZZ
This variant replaces all furry porn files with pictures of Cisco routing equipment.
AOL.IRC.Backdoor.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.Wat
This variant replaces all pictures of your mother with ones of cakedrink's mother.
AOL.IRC.Backdoor.DDoS.W97M.Qbasic.SNAX@MM.Gen.Worm.NO_U
This variant sets fire to your computer remotely.


Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)