July 24th, 2005

  • roybot

The planet was haxed

So, there I was. Watching a movie. It starred Angelina Jolie's Tits. THere was a gibson in it, and bacon too. At least I think it was bacon they were cooking topless at the house party.

And here, we have guest commentary from Shaniqua: Urmom is spelled c-h-r-o-n-a-z-i.

[root@gibson] # _

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)

  • roybot

Oh god my pricke

Hi! Today, your replacement chart wizard Mr The Plague shows up with a STUNNING representation of the state of the bunion. Please brace yourselves.



MASTER CONTROL: END OF LINE

Also, keep in mind that each Type-R sticker you add to your Gentoo machine adds 150 kilobits per second IDE transfer rate, if you re-emerge world with USE="stickers".

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

SUNDAY SERMON

THE LORD DID NOT GIVE US CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER SO YOU COULD PUT IT ON YOUR ENGLISH MUFFINS

THE LORD GAVE US CHUNKY PEANUT BETTER SO YOU CAN PRAISE THE WAT

AND THE WAT GIVETH THE CHUNKY, THE CHUNKYWUNKY, THE PEANUT BUTTER-WATER. WAT

AND U DO NOT TARNISH THE WAT, THE WHICH, THE HAX

wat

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker