July 18th, 2005

  • roybot

Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

Breaking news about Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

It was revealed to me today, by a member of Norwegian congressional union that our very own RTQP is a member of an insidious, dark, strange synthetic phyle. This phyle (grouping of people) was invented on the internet (interbutt, invented by bill clit-ins vice president Al Guro (japanese for gore)). Symptoms of being a member of this insidious synthetic phyle (drama) include
  • unnatural obsessions with things
  • drama
  • Things involving stuff and sort of crap like that
This makes it obvious that RTQP is a ... riced out yugo poster. And definitely nothing weird like a GNU coder or RMS.

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)
  • roybot

if you had an ounce of human compassion, you'd buy tupperware

So, the answer the calculator gave me was 12288. I'm sure you're just as shocked as I am by these results, but they are totally scientific - the accuracy of Windows XP's calc.exe is unsurpassed, and has been independantly verified by multiple teams of experts with degrees hemorrhaging out of their ears.

This, of course, means that the not unlimitled possibilities of theoretical boundless limits are actually somewhat limited. While boundless limits themselves are not actually limited, limits on limiting sub-factors exercise an effective global limit on the limit of boundless limits.

This paper will be published in an upcoming issue of Science.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

the snax tower

here are some fun and useful statistics regarding the snax tower:

  • the snax tower requires 10 BTUs per cubicle to heat
  • the snax tower was constructed using 12 tons of PURPLE concrete
  • the snax tower contains over 27 miles of TI calculator link cable
  • the snax tower's steel central supporting beams are five feet thick. and also purple.
  • the snax tower processes 300 sandwiches per minute
  • the snax tower has over 2,000 concession stands on-site
  • rumor has it that margaret thatcher has an apartment in the snax tower
  • the snax tower smells vaguely of saffron
  • ralph nader was in the snax tower, once
  • the snax tower is owned by an international christian conspiracy
  • the snax tower is a symbol of american freedom


Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker