July 15th, 2005

  • roybot

in soviet russia, russia soviets you!

the following were documents anonymously leaked to the press. early speculators are already looking at k_arl r~ove, or as he is known in some circles, komrade humpskopf. we will not comment further, but let the documents speak for themselves. translated from russian by dr. pork u. good of porky translation, ltd.

twas zee year of 1962. komrade killzinoff had just planted zee explosives on zee outmost barrier of zee ham factory.

boom, it vent. boom, right in zee ass wall!

vith that, i blew zee mighty v(w)histle, and zee army stormed zee factory!! it was glorious

ham for all!!1~

(C) 2622 the united states of japan

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker
  • roybot

Got Male

[root@gibson] # aol
aol$ login ebelford
Password: ********
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aol$ channels
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Email | email
Local Nigeria | niger
FBI Confidential Database | FBI
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aol$ channel snax
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There are 2 new files since your last visit.

aol$ list newfiles
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aol$ download hello.jpg largecocke.png
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Queueing download of largecocke.png as id 20722

aol$ channel FBI
Updating art
Welcome to the FBI private database!
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You've got mail
aol$ read mail
Segmentation fault. Core dumped

[root@gibson] #

Posted by Mr. The Plague (mastar of teh gibson)