May 29th, 2005

  • roybot

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MALARKEY in your nostrils... ;; ; ; semicolon; apo'strophe... LITOTES! PATHOS!!11

droogy mork; mindy; armless statue ikea.

pope benedict nuclear powered rev 4.12, pending upgrade to 4.20, announced today that the value of pork futures would soar: god had declared it.

in a bizarre, twist, pork futures did indeed surge, as religious investors rushed to bid on them.

tune in at one, for the congressman that got his head stuck in a metal fence!

this is WROY news at 5 signing off, and we wish you a TEE-HEE, America!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker