May 24th, 2005

  • roybot

some of l0des thoughts

Alright below is some white blurred shit from a guy named l0de, he is a good guy and loves the tight pussy of his new gf. Ahhh shit imma squirt, enjoi:

Dear Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed about

pornographic links\crapflooding\trolling\lastmeasure\vandalism

on your

bbs\livejournal\blog\homepage\guestbook\place of work\home address.




As the spokesman for the GNAA,
I would like to express my deep condolences that our recent effortswere not enough to convince you to quit the internet forever,
and stop polluting it with your disgusting little personalities.


Please rest assured that we will not cease our efforts until the last of your kind has been purged from the net forever.
In the meantime, there have been physical threats made to members of the GNAA,
and I would like to applaud these threats, and offer you a chance to escalate them in a gentlemanly fashion.


I believe it is the right of every
man, woman,
and Mexican to demand satisfaction from what they consider a personal attack on their honor.
To extend this right to even you lowly idiots who have no conception ofhow to make anything more complicated than a drive-through order attaco bell happen in the real world,
I am making a special offer to all of you.
I will duel you, to the death.



That is correct.


I consider your recent threats a challenge,
and will therefore defend my honor,
and the glorious organization I represent,
to the death.









While I was almost certainly not personally responsible for whatevermild action you considered severe enough to threaten physical harm,
please consider me as the champion of those who actually were.

I will be more than glad to engage you on the field



(or in this case, the boat)


of honor.






Here is my offer.



As the challeged,
I have the right to select the weapon,
the time, and the place.
I select rapiers,

although,



if it is your earnest wish,
I will allow the duel to be conducted with katanas.




I would advise against this,
as I am exceptionally profficient in katana,
and generally choose rapier to offer you a sporting chance.
The place is on the deck of a sufficiently large boat,
in calm seas on international waters.

This will allow us to avoid annoying legal consequences,
and free you of the worry of burial expenses,

as your body will be quickly and unceremoniously weighted and dumped in the ocean.







In the extremely unlikely event that you should manage to defeat me,
you will be returned to land unharmed,
and allowed to go on with your mundane and meaningless life



























without fear of reprisal.




Another highly trained member of the GNAA will take my place as spokesman,
and you may then elect to duel him as well,
after a 90 day grace period.



Because you are the challenger,
there are certain coventions that must be followed.


You will be responsible for the following expenses:


My first class travel and lodging,
rental of and fuel for the boat,
the pay of the crew,
your
own
personal
travel



to
























a location to be disclosed where you will be blindfolded,
and your personal effects removed from you,
(should you win, these will be returned to you via mail within two weeks time).



I also require my time be compensated for,
at a discounted dueling rate of one thousand pounds sterling per day,
with a three day minimum commitment,
as I must put all my affairs on hold to dispatch you.






You must provide your own weapon,
which will be searched for concealed transponders and unsportsmanlike modifications,

but will otherwise not be tampered with.


If anything of this nature is found on your weapon or on your person during our search

(which includes a full body MRI, the cost of which you are also responsible for)

you will be disqualified from the dual for lack of personal honor,
and your deposit will not be refunded.

Any involvement with authorities will similarly disqualify you
(and we must note that YOU are the one initiating the violence,
and that I am merely defending myself).

You have my personal word that

you will be dealt with
in a

just
and

professional

manner



during the whole procedure.





It is my personal suggestion that in addition to the required monies,
you also bring with you sufficient funds

(you must use old-style non-microchipped bills)



to provide for you a last meal,
and the services of a skilled prostitute for your last night on earth.
Gentlemen,



it is my earnest hope that you will do the honorable thing,

and either follow up on your threats,




or recant them like the dog you are.

In my declining years,


these duels have become


a



rather enjoyable distraction



from my standard routine as an incredibly wealthy GNAA spokesman.


Below you will find the information on how to contact the GNAA,

who will hold your dick for you while we arange the duel.




Sic Semper Quibus!

Sincerely,
Sir Horatio Brunswick


Posted by cakedrink the nefarious
  • roybot

denial spiral fuckin roller causter

I am constantly considering the effects women have on men and weather or not your IQ has anything to do with how many problems you have. For instance if you are particularly .... if you are a stupid fuck and your girl is... well then your problems could involve physical fights, cops, etc... and if you are somewhat smart you end up sitting alone in a constant self submissive torture over your regrets or hates or failures.. there are no failures though, the system has not been completed to allow failures, only slow decay. Now an excerpt:



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay for a item he needs.
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Yummy stuff free of copyleft.


Posted by cakedrink the nefarious
  • roybot

/var/log/snort/alerts

The best part of waking up, is

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in your cup



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