January 19th, 2005

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Tonight's News

In tonight's news, Mick Jagger of the rolling stones was arrested for picking shrubbery at a public buddhist monastary. During a press meeting, the growd casped when the spokesmonk said, "A rolling stone gathers no moss."

In other news, a lady who thought she was a superhero turned a hose on a local farm's disposal of pig bodies for unknown reasons. The farmers referred to her as a known menace that had struck before and been christened, "buffy the ham-pyre slayer."

Now, sports.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker