November 22nd, 2004

Disco Treaty of 1989

In a special session of the InterDisco cabinet meeting, the land of East Disco hath made a treaty with the land of the West Disco. It is as follows.

JIBBA JABBA FLIM FLAM, YOUNG'UN! YOU LISTEN HERE TO DA GRAN PAPPIES OF THE DISCO ART

WE HABBA ABBA STIGMA ABOUTA DA WING WANG

AND YOU WILL ADHERE TO THE three  6!  eleventy five FIVE TENTS OF DISCO:

(right here they be word up)

1. Disco must go Domp.
2. Dine on pork thrice nightly on alternate tuesdays
3. Test your ideas in Matlab before moving to C++
4. The speakers must be loud.5. Do not speak of the Turkey crisis of 1976.

AND FINILLAH MAH WUBBO2,

ALWAYS PEACE AND DON'T PUT THE BATTERIES IN THE CHARGER BACKWARDS

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

Get a job, you damn hippie

If an old lady needs to cross the street, you should help her across. In order to help her across, you require some shoes, you god damn hippie. But, to get the shoes, you need money. Get a job, you damn hippie! But in order to get the job, you need some clothes. In order to get some clothes, you need some money. Get a job, you damn hippie! In order to get the job, you need experience, and you have none of that! Get an internship first. But in order to get the internship, you need to go to school. In order to go to school, you need some money. Get a job, you damn hippie!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker