November 7th, 2004

billings

There it was. Billings. I'd never seen such a homely village. Itscreamed out to me with a sort of revenge. Something like "Get me outof this state. Now."It felt like the ground wanted to rip out and relocate itself toMissouri or something. I couldn't help but be empathetic towards itscause. I vowed to assist.The first thing I did was purchase a dress. I sewed a quilt square ontothe ass. I needed protection, that was for sure.Anti-Billings-Relocation anal violators would try to have their way withme, and I knew that if I had to wear a dress, I would need to make itclear that my ass was off-limits.More on this later...

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