August 2nd, 2004

Hatsat III

HATSAT III is watching you

(hatsat III is the third in a line of technologically sophisticated satellites that scans the earth for production of unauthorized hats)

this is top secret,

     Eyes only,

and dry clean only.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

Academic diatribe III

...and so I said to the reporter, "Have you even CONSIDERED (yes, in caps like that) the sociopolitical ramifications that the revelation of hatsat III could initiate? It is not impossible that it would be as significant, or moreso, than was that fateful day in 1978 when richard nixon first enjoyed a can of peaches in diachronic tandem.

Note the use of the Harvard double negative!!

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker