i wonder if it would be possible to effectively translate the following sentence into Japanese:
bland bananas be baked bitterly, but be bumpin'.
no? probably not. it certainly wouldn't work in german, either.
clark davis institute of data storage and pizza preparation: pizza/hard drive PLATTER split 7" in limited edition pink vinyl, lightly toasted with the finest baby parsely leaves, killed to kosher and ada standards. all major credit cards accepted, as well as money order, escrow, checks, and transferrs to our numbered swiss bank account.
transmetric pigeon loaves: practical solution or effective malarkey? skinner liked pigeons a lot, but he really didn't understand people that well. he was broken hearted when the military rejected his pigeon rocket guidance scheme, which, while practical, was simply too silly to be employed by the government. because the people in the US government do not have a sense of humor that they are aware of, sir.
schklonk. blatz. elves.
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