the bluchs are terrible people

the bluchs are terrible people. the bluchs give out apples and pennies instead of candy on halloween. the bluchs buy bruised vegetables, on sale. the bluchs do not donate to charity. the bluchs do not do drugs. the bluchs believe in god, but they do not go to church. the bluchs watch american idol, but they do not have a favorite contestant -- they like them all well enough (which is, to say, not much at all). so, you'll understand me, that when i tell you the bluchs are terrible people, i do not mean to imply that they do terrible things. frankly, if they did, that would make them much less terrible, simply via being something of note. instead, there is nothing. should alien life exist and visit this rock, the bluchs represent the singular most terrible choice of specimin to harvest and analyze. to do so would be to make a laundry list of everything humanity does that is simultaneously cringeworthy and uninteresting -- and we wouldn't want that.

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

perpendicular lies

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Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

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was havin a little diff and/or culty w/the Lort 300 on my Tiltwotor 32891-B when the tweezers dun de-calibrated on there lunar matrix bout dun depum runnmable about the honky ghonky honky honky ht93 hionky hgoy-j kyd onlysitsbackwards. i didn';t mean to take an enginehpart to my car. i thot was fib. gothhhhh521! twelve. the saomer boxthink that got me in throughble now was going to get my isomer in frubble in the isomurr of then. my only hope was to vomit tetrahedrons all over the carpot anmd hope they had a good lyson to wipe it drown townmj wghirlgiogigi,.. db but then some precussive tittilage and the Lort 300 was fuckin' dead on like a CERN laser

Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker

perpendicular lines

Given that all IDM is shoegaze but not all shoegaze is IDM yet all shoegaze is music but not all IDM is music how in the world did RDJ ever afford a battle-tank?

Posted by shitbowl

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Oy m8 u got heat on that new gescom mix ya?? Yea bruv I got that Dyson in my coatroom; the same model hoover. Oi Bruce you hard to that new gescom Trax?? Me m8 knows how hax toaster on that new gescom trax too.

Posted by shitbowl